“I intend as mayor to show you how to live, and have fun and have a party Hoff style.”
Coming into office with colossal gusto, David Hasselhoff had an immediate plan as the first mayor of Funner—to have fun. Where most mayors give speeches, sit behind mahogany desks and sign letters day after day, Hasselhoff speaks to your soul and he knows what your soul wants. Surprise. Spontaneity. You want The Hoff. He’s giving … Continue reading A MAYOR OF MANY SURPRISES
“I’m sure you’ll see me by the pool. As far as jumping in to rescue anybody I’ll say with a smile and a smirk and a wink that I’m retired. I’m sure they’ll have good looking young boys and girls out there to help.”
Every city needs a mayor. But a Funner city, well we need a funner mayor of course. Enter the one, the only, The Hoff. To make it official David Hasselhoff stood before an eager audience and a rushing waterfall, promising to uphold the laws in the land of fun. Hoff’s swearing in was held at Dive … Continue reading OUR MAYOR IS A LIFEGUARD AND A CRIME FIGHTER…HOW ‘BOUT YOURS?
“My immediate plan as mayor is to have fun. I plan on being hands on. I’ve been hands on my whole life with people, people seem to consider me one of the family because I was in their living rooms with ‘Knight Rider’ I was in their living rooms with ‘Baywatch’ and I’ve just never … Continue reading Hoffisms
A good mayor should embody the place he or she represents. For Funner, California, that meant finding a unique individual: a person whose presence naturally makes any moment a better one. And it was especially important, as this would be our first mayor ever. We put applicants through multiple rounds of panel interviews. Psychological testing … Continue reading Finding a Mayor for Funner, California
“The Hoff” stands 6’4”, but his charisma dwarfs Mt. Everest. For the man crowned the world’s most televised person, today we bestow an honor even larger by naming David Hasselhoff the official first mayor of Funner, California. In between filming Hollywood movies and filling European stadiums with his pitch-perfect voice, Hasselhoff found time to visit … Continue reading Introducing Mayor David Hasselhoff
Have you heard of a place where your wildest dreams dream? It’s where the sun always shines and the Lazy River plays on repeat. Where the funLESS go to have fun. What if we told you this place actually exists? It’s no secret that Harrah’s Resort SoCal is your number one resort for fun. And … Continue reading It’s not a word, it’s a place.
We know that all the winning and relaxing can be overwhelming in Funner, California. Sometimes you need a little break. Never fear, we’ve compiled a list of the best nearby spots to visit round out your SoCal experience. Hill Top Winery Just a hop, skip and a jump down the road from Funner, CA (4.2 … Continue reading 7 Fun Ways to Have a Funner Experience
So much to do and so little time. This is a common problem for weekend visitors to Funner, California. With so much to offer it can often be hard to decide how to make the most of your stay. Which is exactly why we have come up with a list of the top five things … Continue reading Top Five Things to do in Funner